A true shipper sails the red sea is a dutch saying. If you do so, you will recognize the following.

I don’t think the things done in the next movie are a good idea. They sying goes that playing with yoursel may cause blindness. In this case it could be true. However not for the one playing with himself.

This reporter thought it was a good idea to do his thing next to the arse of a horse. the horse thought otherwise.

Now the question is, does this reporter like this:

or this?:

This girl was offering a hand in the garden. From that point, things got messy. They needed to store the material somewhere and she offered her bodyholes.

The anual Kurgan Beer Festival was a big succes. Espacially when this grandmother decided to have a dance and let her rocks off!

If you enjoyed this you’ll probably love this one too:

Again a strange sort of fetish. I am a person that loves tongue. Eating a well cooked cow tongue, or french kissing a human tongue. This girls combine the two. In their obsession for tongue they go to the extrem and suck on eachothers tongue very hard.

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Whlie making these blogs I somtimes shit my pants. I don’t mean literally. It’s just a figure of speech. Some people take my words to seriously.

The birth of a child is something special, something you keep to yourself. However some people feel the need to share it with the whole world. Now you can watch an learn. Did you know that a Japanese child really comes out sideways?

As a kid I was scared that something would come out of the toilet to grab me. Now I found a guy that probably had the same fobia. His way to work it out is not my way, but possibly it works.
Eat your heart out!

Can we get a big Mwoehahaha for this mentaly insane woman. She thinks the government is trying to poison us trough the water system. By the sounds in the back ground, I guess the government arrested her just a tat to late.