The people in Japan are insane, at least, from what i’ve seen on the internet. Shitting yourself is one thing, rubbing yourself with it is another, but then taking a walk in a crowded street is one whole new level! Who here wants to try and find out how the people in your street will react?
This reporter thought it was a good idea to do his thing next to the arse of a horse. the horse thought otherwise.
Now the question is, does this reporter like this:
or this?:
Whlie making these blogs I somtimes shit my pants. I don’t mean literally. It’s just a figure of speech. Some people take my words to seriously.
As a kid I was scared that something would come out of the toilet to grab me. Now I found a guy that probably had the same fobia. His way to work it out is not my way, but possibly it works.
Eat your heart out!
Sometimes you’ve got a bad day at the office. When you wonder off to your little happy place, just think of the guys that have a much harder and dirtier job then you. For example thake this guy. He as a job as a sewercleaner and he is responsible of resolving a constipation…
I guess that (almost) the entire world saw the secret sextape of Paris Hilton. But we’ve found something you haven’t seen yet. It is just a short clip, but it will rock your world. Paris Hilton showing of her darkside in yet another secret sextape!
What happens when you’re on a family-outing to London and granny forgot to go to the loo in the hotel? There is no toilet nearby, but granny has to unload, here and now.
I agree, not a pretty sight, but what about the other option? Is this her son?
When you are a regular surfer there some dirty thing you’ll find floating in the waves of internet. For all the newbies let me introduce you to these things. For all the oldbies, sit back and enjoy the ride trough memorylane!
Pictures
Tubgirl
Am I the only one who still can stomach this?
A girl squirts orange liquid from her anus all over herself.
Goatse
Used to be considered gross; now it’s the Heinz Mild Ketchup of gross-outs.
In the grainy photo originally hosted at Goatse.cx, a man spreads his dilated anus to expose his rectum. The funny thing is, he’s wearing a wedding ring.
Meh.
Three old men suck each other off. Run-of-the-mill porn, really.
Lemon Party
Videos
2 girls 1 cup
Passed around since October 2007, this is currently the most popular shock video. There are parodies by John Mayer (not funny) and Perez Hilton (grosser than the original, in its way), as well as loads of reaction videos including someone’s grandma and Kermit the Frog. VH1’s Best Week Ever credited the videos for encouraging moral bankruptcy. The video was made by a Brazilian fetish porn director, whose films are sometimes banned in the US for their obscenity.
Two girls kiss. Then one defecates in a cup. They both lick the feces, which resembles frozen yogurt, then one eats some of it. The girls then vomit into each other’s mouths.
The movie
A collection of reactions
4 girls fingerpaint
A lesser-known but even more disgusting companion to 2 girls 1 cup.
Four naked girls in typical group-sex stance. One defecates on another’s rear. A third girl eats it. The girls then smear the feces onto each other like fingerpaint. One of the girls vomits on the original feces, then vomits into another girl’s mouth.
The movie
2 girls 1 finger
Undoubtedly the most disgusting of the “2 girls” videos, due to the close-up shots of feces. Please, for your own sake, never watch this.
One girl vomits in the other’s mouth. The girls play with the vomit. Then one defecates into the other’s mouth, and they play with the feces.
The movie
Who needs milk, or even nectar and ambrosine? The true foods and drinks of the gods are piss and shit. At least, that’s what these folks think. Two girls one cup opened doors (and ass).